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what defines a club tart?
« on: May 03, 2013, 07:02:19 PM »
I'm curious about this, clearly scarecrow is one and I think dale must surely be one...I also know Rhody is unclear what it really means...but deep down is worried he is one himself and I'm kind of hoping I might not be one so I started this thread here as I thought we might learn a little about the fabulous scarecrow who has brought me many yuks....

below are some other "tart definitions" that I thought were interesting:

tart

A tart is a female who is attractive and has the air of being promiscuous, even if she isn't.

A tart is a girl likey to get disapproving looks from old people.

In short, a tart is more of a tease and a flirt than, say, a whore, skank, or slut. All of those words imply putting out, wheras a tart may or may not have a lot of random sex.
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Urban Dictionary: tart
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tart
A nubile young temptress, who dresses teasingly and provocatively.

Urban Dictionary: Pop-Tart
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pop-Tart
1. A female who will have sex with anyone to become more popular in their social network. Origin of term: Pop: Popular Tart: a synonym for the word...

Urban Dictionary: slop-tart
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One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themse...

1.    Slop tart

Slop tart is a classic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.

Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.

This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.

Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus
Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus


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Re: what defines a club tart?
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2013, 07:43:02 PM »
Upon reading this...Yep, he is definitely a club tart.

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Re: what defines a club tart?
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2013, 04:18:29 PM »
Fruity Rhody boils his denim after 18 holes with Mullet. That's how much of a tart he is.
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Re: what defines a club tart?
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 02:56:52 PM »
Boils his denim?

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Re: what defines a club tart?
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 03:04:21 PM »
Im glad im no tart.......

Slag maybe but not a tart

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Re: what defines a club tart?
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2013, 07:51:47 PM »
Fruity Rhody boils his denim after 18 holes with Mullet. That's how much of a tart he is.
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